Start Winning the War Against Bad Drivers
How hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need to take up two spaces? I mean seriously. How inconsiderate are these people? It’s about time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these jerks just how awful they are.
Swift, Quiet Revenge
Keep these cards in your car so when you locate an a**hole in the wild (and by wild, I mean parked in a disabled space with no placard) you can simply and surreptitiously slide one under the windshield wiper. Your target will see a friendly and inviting business card, but little do they know, their world is about to come crumbling down (or something like that). Either way, you’ll make their day a little worse, which will please the Parking Gods.
Excellent Novelty Gift or Stocking Stuffer (for Naughty Children)
Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. Bad parkers inspire universal hatred, unless your friend or loved one is in fact a bad parker themselves. In that case, you must immediately disown that person. It’s the only way. For everyone else, though, these consistently make for great novelty gifts, so long as the recipient has a…colorful…sense of humor.
How big are they?
Despite how often I tell my wife this, these actually are 9” long and 4” wide (23cm x 10cm)!
How many do I get?
Each value pack includes a total of 20 individual parking tickets.
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If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!
GET BACK AT MORONS PARKING LIKE JERKS. You know how much it sucks to get a parking ticket. Fill your target with that rage by giving them a realistic 9” x 4” fake ticket. It’ll be glorious!
BE AN AGENT OF JUSTICE. For too long, bad parkers have been able to park with impunity. But no longer! Fight back by letting them know just how stupid they really are.
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EXCELLENT NOVELTY GIFT for adult stocking stuffers, office Secret Santa parties, or for anybody whose rage burns with the fire of a thousand suns at the sight of a double-parked car.
REALISTIC DESIGN ON FULL SIZE PAPER. They will definitely think they’ve gotten a parking ticket, plus you get to customize it to maximize the insult!
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Full-Size Fake Parking Ticket by Witty Yeti 20 Pack. Both Realistic & Hilarious. Great Prank, Gag Gift & Stocking Stuffer. Punish The Idiots Who Park Like Morons. It’s Time for Justice! eBaydiy Tools
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Additional information
| Brand Name | Witty Yeti |
|---|---|
| Power Source | Manual |
| Item Weight | 4.8 ounces |
| Size | Small |
| Color | Black and Orange |
| Theme | bad parking annoying neighbor blocked car revenge vengeance double parked stocking stuffer christmas present |
| Is Assembly Required | No |
| Indoor Outdoor Usage | Outdoor |
| Operation Mode | Manual |
| Supported Battery Types | No batteries required |
| Number of Players | 1 |
| Age Range Description | Adult |
| Material Type | Paper |
| ASIN | B06XB4F93J |
| Item Part Number | bad parking job prank |
| Manufacturer Part Number | false decoy infraction park job |
| UPC | 817244022619 |
| Manufacturer | Witty Yeti |
| Set Name | 1 |
| Manufacturer Minimum Age (MONTHS) | 156.00 |
| Manufacturer Maximum Age (MONTHS) | 240 |
| Item Dimensions | 9.41 x 4.21 x 0.51 inches |
Andre –
They are GREAT FUN to use
At the VA Hospital I go to there are spots Reserved, with an obvious sign, for the DAV vans which are buy nature in and out of the Facility all day long the spots are not close to the building just close to pathways that take you to the main building. Everyday I have ever visited that hospital someone other than the DAV vans has parked in those spots. This ANNOYS me! So I bought these “Parking Violations” 1 to let those individuals know THEY SUCK and 2 to have some fun. The first time visiting after receiving the “Violations” was Wednesday 23 Jan 2019 and I passed out three. If you got one YES that was me and I hope you read the whole thing. Because while being sarcastic the do get the point across. Now the fun part, though I wish I could have been there when the vehicle owners returned time and appointments did not permit, However my friend and driver was so flabbergasted by not only that fact that I bought them to use but also how funny they were that she “may have” tinckled a little. Like I said GREAT FUN!!!
Tina Fox –
Great gift for anyone who complains about people who can’t park.
I got this as a stocking stuffer for my 27 year old who has to drive/park down town frequently. I think it’s almost time for me to order a refill!
SB –
Hilarious….
If you want to get a good laugh…fill these out and put them on someone’s car. Then go sit where you can see their reaction when they read it. LOL HAHAHA OMG So funny! Also funny to do it to people you know. Hahaha Life is too short….Laugh daily! These are great!
M&M –
Fun gag gift for those who complain about others’ parking
Perfect gift for the jokester in your life, or as a white elephant gift. They are perfect for those complaining about others’ parking jobs. They seem to be heavy duty glossy cardstock, not flimsy.
Shelbs –
Useful
These are really useful when someone parks too close to you or takes up spaces. They are a decent size, kind of big.
Andie –
Great gag gift
I got this as a prize for bingo. It worked great, the recipient loved it.
Cynthia Contreras –
These are so funny!
I purchased these for a white elephant game at Christmas. Everyone loved them, the cards were passed around even after the game, getting many laughs!
ricki lynn –
Funny gift
Wish it had a sticky tab